Things About Sports I Will Never Understand

There are some things, that no matter long and hard I think about it, I just don't seemed to understand. Here's my brief, but very troubling, list.

1) Why do people pronounce the word Jaguars like it is spelled JAGWIRES. It bugs.

2) Charges in the NBA are a joke. Why should a player be able to run in front of me and just stand there. It's the stupidest thing ever. Can you imagine this in any other sport? Having the option to just move in front of the competition and stop there with your hands covering your groin? How about a second baseman running into the basepath, or Dale Earnhardt Jr turning around and just stopping in front of oncoming traffic?

I'll think of more later.